One never learns anything by doing it right.

My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...

  • Friend:"So how's your daughter doing?"
  • Dad:"Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."
  • Friend:"What's she studying?"
  • Dad:"Political Science."
  • Friend:"And does she have a boyfriend?"
  • Dad:"Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."
  • Friend:"You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"
  • Dad:"No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."
  • Best dad ever

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know.